* REMEMBER THAT authority figure wh...

* REMEMBER THAT authority figure who, no matter by what means hard you tried, you could not at all please? In my case, it was a health teacher who harped incessantly about ear safety.
"Never impose anything smaller than your hustle in your ear," was his mantra. I didn't master it then, and I don't gain it now. Maybe he capered to impress on his young charges the importance of being aware of what we bring forward in our bodies.
I'm reminded of this according to the recent announcement by California Congressman Mike Honda, who plans to introduce legislation calling for choking hazard warnings forward candy ...